Skinny Bitch?

I was watching TV today and ran into that stupid Akai Rice commercial again. I was so entertained by that freaking ugly host Jackson cuz he was telling people how to turn themselves from "o-ba-san" into "skinny bitch.....Right....nowadays they are so desperate to sell their product they think being a bitch is probably a good thing....dang....I wonder who wrote that commercial script....so CREATIVE.....man....